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You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
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One's life tends to be like a beaver's,
one dam thing after another.
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on
Sunday pray for crop failure.
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When you're up to your nose in shit,
be sure to keep your mouth shut.