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3You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
4%
5When you're up to your nose in shit,
6be sure to keep your mouth shut.
7%
8One's life tends to be like a beaver's,
9one dam thing after another.
10%
11Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
12%
13Old Scottish prayer: O Lord, grant that we may always be
14right, for thou knowest we will never change our minds.
15%
16All probabilities are 50%: either a thing will
17happen or it won't.
18
19This is especially true when dealing with women.
20
21Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you.
22%
23Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on
24Sunday pray for crop failure.
25%
26Early to rise and early to bed makes a male
27healthy and wealthy and dead.