| | 1 | %%$FreeBSD: src/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o,v 1.1.2.2 2001/08/01 17:24:03 obrien Exp $ |
| | 2 | %%$DragonFly: src/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o,v 1.2 2003/06/17 04:25:24 dillon Exp $ |
| | 3 | You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. |
| | 4 | % |
| | 5 | When you're up to your nose in shit, |
| | 6 | be sure to keep your mouth shut. |
| | 7 | % |
| | 8 | One's life tends to be like a beaver's, |
| | 9 | one dam thing after another. |
| | 10 | % |
| | 11 | Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. |
| | 12 | % |
| | 13 | Old Scottish prayer: O Lord, grant that we may always be |
| | 14 | right, for thou knowest we will never change our minds. |
| | 15 | % |
| | 16 | All probabilities are 50%: either a thing will |
| | 17 | happen or it won't. |
| | 18 | |
| | 19 | This is especially true when dealing with women. |
| | 20 | |
| | 21 | Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you. |
| | 22 | % |
| | 23 | Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on |
| | 24 | Sunday pray for crop failure. |
| | 25 | % |
| | 26 | Early to rise and early to bed makes a male |
| | 27 | healthy and wealthy and dead. |
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