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2 You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
4 When you're up to your nose in shit,
5 be sure to keep your mouth shut.
7 One's life tends to be like a beaver's,
8 one dam thing after another.
10 Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
12 Old Scottish prayer: O Lord, grant that we may always be
13 right, for thou knowest we will never change our minds.
15 All probabilities are 50%: either a thing will
18 This is especially true when dealing with women.
20 Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you.
22 Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on
23 Sunday pray for crop failure.
25 Early to rise and early to bed makes a male
26 healthy and wealthy and dead.