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3 All probabilities are 50%: either a thing will
6 This is especially true when dealing with women.
8 Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you.
10 Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
12 One's life tends to be like a beaver's,
13 one dam thing after another.
16 It only gets laid once in its life.
18 Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on
19 Sunday pray for crop failure.
21 When you're up to your nose in shit,
22 be sure to keep your mouth shut.
24 You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.