%%$FreeBSD: src/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o,v 1.1.2.2 2001/08/01 17:24:03 obrien Exp $ %%$DragonFly: src/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o,v 1.2 2003/06/17 04:25:24 dillon Exp $ You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. % When you're up to your nose in shit, be sure to keep your mouth shut. % One's life tends to be like a beaver's, one dam thing after another. % Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. % Old Scottish prayer: O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for thou knowest we will never change our minds. % All probabilities are 50%: either a thing will happen or it won't. This is especially true when dealing with women. Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you. % Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on Sunday pray for crop failure. % Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.