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/*
 * Phrases work is currently commented out.  Remove comments here
 * and in header setup to enable.
 *
 * char *Phrases[] = {
 *     "Tired of Penguins?  Switch totheDragon!",
 *     "Dragging BSD, kicking and screaming, into the 21st century.",
 *     "Best thing since sliced bread.",
 *     "A new day and a new way.",
 *     "The way BSD should be!",
 *     "Here be Dragons.",
 *     "DragonFly BSD, the logical successor to FreeBSD 4.x.",
 *     "Use the Force: DragonFly release1 in June!"
 *     "Catch the buzz!",
 *     "When one wing isn't enough!",
 *     "The best breed",
 *     "A Dragonfly a day will keep Microsoft away.",
 *     "Catch the Buzz.",
 *     "When two wings aren't enough."
 * };
 */

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<buggs> don't drink and drive, use DragonFly
<chiller> Pretty fly, like dragonfly
<chiller> maybe an 'a' there..
<buggs> DF, back to the future
<corecode> DF - back to BSD's future

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<Diannora> Theres a hole in my mem-ory, Theres a hole in my mem-ory,
<Diannora> the compactor had a go, the memory now is low, Theres a hole in
my mem-ory!
<coolvibe> free your mallocs, dianora, dianora, dianora. Free your mallocs
dianora, it isn't strange there's a hole
<Diannora> Theres a hole in my memory, dear coolvibe dear coolvibe, theres
a hole in my memory dear coolvibe !
<Diannora> Why fix it Dianora, Dianora, Why fix it Dianora Dianora !

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<coolvibe> Daemons gathered in their masses
<robg> just like hackers at conventions
<coolvibe> evil code that plots destruction
<robg> sorceror of mass construction
<coolvibe> in the fields the coredump's burning
<coolvibe> as the code machine keeps turning
<coolvibe> Death and hatred to bugkind.
<coolvibe> poisoning their debugged minds
<coolvibe> oh lord yeah!

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< GeekGod> speak now or forever hold your commit

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< schoolio> The watched kernel never panics

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>     I'm just joking.  But I may hand a commit bit to anyone who
>     submits too many cosmetic changes and make that person our
>     official cosmetics spokeperson :-).

Just call me "Mary Kay"  :D

  -- Chis Pressey in reply to Matt Dillon on the submit@ mailinglist
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<Niacin> BSD
<Niacin> Bibles Sex Drugs
<Niacin> kinda like the mormans

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<hmp> Niacin: BSD --- The Mad Cow Disease
<hmp> ;)

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<cpressey> Pokemon DragonFlyBSD: "Gotta patch 'em all"

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<coolvibe>  can I play with sourcecode
<coolvibe>  the coder looks at his crystal ball
<coolvibe>  can I play with sourcecode
<coolvibe>  there is no vision there at all
<coolvibe>  can I play with sourcecode - the coder looked and he laughed at me
<coolvibe>  can I play with sourcecode - he said you're blind, too blind to seeee
<robg>  coolvibe, your killing me how am i supposed to get anything done..

  -- coolvibe molesting some Iron Maiden lyrics on EFnet #dragonflybsd
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<@Dianora> hsu is sending me porn!
<@Dianora> X-From_: hsu@freebsd.org  Tue Mar 23 13:02:07 2004
<@Dianora> From: hsu@freebsd.org
<@Dianora> To: db@db.net
<@Dianora> Subject: Re: Free porn
<@Dianora> I hate those viruses
<+aaron> at least it's *free* porn.

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[talking about Matt's bike accident and broken shoulder]
< GeekGod> i hadn't even heard of that paticular bone before matts fun
<@coolvibe> what, clavicle?
< GeekGod> roger
<+aaron> there's a bone named roger?

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<@cpressey> oh, well.  ok then.
<@coolvibe> ?
-!- cpressey is now known as marykay
<@coolvibe> hahahahah

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<@buggs> BSD had hacker called Matt
<@buggs> And all his patches were fat
<@buggs> But the whining masses cried like a kid
<@buggs> And took away his commit bit
<@buggs> But he still was coding high
<@buggs> And put them all in DragonFly

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<@cpressey> panic: bikeshed: wrong colour

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<@coolvibe> I left alone, my mind was blank. I needed time to get the mutexes
	from my mind. What did I see, can I believe, that what I saw that
	night was real and not just fantasy
<@coolvibe> just what I saw, in that old code, where they reflections of those
	past hacks staring back at me
<@coolvibe> cos in my dreams, it's always there, the evil lock that twists my
	mind and brings me to dispair!
<@coolvibe> the night was black, was no use holding back, cus I just had to
	see, was someone watching me.
<@coolvibe> In the mist, dark hackers move and twist, was all this for real,
	or some kind of hell
<@coolvibe> 6 66, the number of the beasty
<@coolvibe> hacks and locks were spawned to be released
<@coolvibe> compilers blazed, and sacred chants were praised, as they start
	to cry, hands held to the sky
<@coolvibe> in the night, the locks were spinning bright, the ritual has
	begun, beasties work is done
<@coolvibe> six, six six, the number of the beastie, sacrifice is going on
	tonight

  -- coolvibe molesting more Iron Maiden lyrics, on EFnet #dragonflybsd
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<eirik> and now nobody can get an ip
<eirik> except me which added some ugly hack into the network stack

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15:27 <@dillon> It's been a long slog
15:28 <@dillon> but now it is allllll over
15:28 <@dillon> time for pie!

 -- said on EFnet DragonFlyBSD