| 1 | /*- |
| 2 | * Copyright (c) 1991 The Regents of the University of California. |
| 3 | * All rights reserved. |
| 4 | * |
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| 6 | * modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions |
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| 10 | * 2. Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright |
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| 13 | * 3. All advertising materials mentioning features or use of this software |
| 14 | * must display the following acknowledgement: |
| 15 | * This product includes software developed by the University of |
| 16 | * California, Berkeley and its contributors. |
| 17 | * 4. Neither the name of the University nor the names of its contributors |
| 18 | * may be used to endorse or promote products derived from this software |
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| 20 | * |
| 21 | * THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE REGENTS AND CONTRIBUTORS ``AS IS'' AND |
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| 31 | * SUCH DAMAGE. |
| 32 | * |
| 33 | * @(#)fortune.c 5.5 (Berkeley) 6/10/91 |
| 34 | * $FreeBSD: src/games/larn/fortune.c,v 1.2 1999/11/30 03:48:59 billf Exp $ |
| 35 | * $DragonFly: src/games/larn/fortune.c,v 1.2 2003/06/17 04:25:24 dillon Exp $ |
| 36 | */ |
| 37 | |
| 38 | /* fortune.c Larn is copyrighted 1986 by Noah Morgan. */ |
| 39 | |
| 40 | /* |
| 41 | * function to return a random fortune from the fortune file |
| 42 | */ |
| 43 | |
| 44 | char *flines[] = { |
| 45 | "gem value = gem * 2 ^ perfection", |
| 46 | "sitting down can have unexpected results", |
| 47 | "don't pry into the affairs of others", |
| 48 | "drinking can be hazardous to your health", |
| 49 | "beware of the gusher!", |
| 50 | "some monsters are greedy", |
| 51 | "nymphs have light fingers", |
| 52 | "try kissing a disenchantress!", |
| 53 | "hammers and brains don't mix", |
| 54 | "what does a potion of cure dianthroritis taste like?", |
| 55 | "hit point gain/loss when raising a level depends on constitution", |
| 56 | "healing a mighty wizard can be exhilarating", |
| 57 | "be sure to pay your taxes", |
| 58 | "are Vampires afraid of something?", |
| 59 | "some dragons can fly", |
| 60 | "dos thou strive for perfection?", |
| 61 | "patience is a virtue, unless your daughter dies", |
| 62 | "what does the Eye of Larn see in its guardian?", |
| 63 | "a level 25 player casts like crazy!", |
| 64 | "energy rings affect spell regeneration", |
| 65 | "difficulty affects regeneration", |
| 66 | "control of the pesty spirits is most helpful", |
| 67 | "don't fall into a bottomless pit", |
| 68 | "dexterity allows you to carry more", |
| 69 | "you can get 2 points of WC for the price of one", |
| 70 | "never enter the dungeon naked! the monsters will laugh at you!", |
| 71 | "did someone put itching powder in your armor?", |
| 72 | "you klutz!", |
| 73 | "avoid opening doors. you never know whats on the other side.", |
| 74 | "infinite regeneration ---> temptation", |
| 75 | "the greatest weapon in the game has not the highest Weapon Class", |
| 76 | "you can't buy the most powerful scroll", |
| 77 | "identify things before you use them", |
| 78 | "there's more than one way through a wall" |
| 79 | }; |
| 80 | |
| 81 | #define NFORTUNES 34 |
| 82 | |
| 83 | char * |
| 84 | fortune() |
| 85 | { |
| 86 | return (flines[random() % NFORTUNES]); |
| 87 | } |